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Is It Redneck To Cook Eggs On Your Manifold ?

i took my gf to my house ( car ) and she spent the night but in the morning i was cooking ( with gas )eggs on the manifold and she freaked saying something about carcinogens getting into my food, now she also blows dust out of her glasses. point and case. is this an accepted safe way of cooking!? ( if so ill even get u all a recipe site made! )

619 day ago

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UncleJessie
Mornin DoubleD-Rock,
Salutations and kudos for the MacGyver culinary ingenuity. In other words, good call on the stove top.

Now, I’m pretty sure your current choice in mobile-home living accommodations isn’t too far off from the unspecified but assumed former trailer park dwellings. But, rest assured, being able to make a hasty retreat or getaway at a moments notice with your confederate flag and lava lamp in tow, is an envious attribute.

OK, I can guarantee you’re the proud owner of some good ol’ American muscle & steel, so the fryin of sunny side "yokers" on the triple-digit cubic inch V-8 shouldn’t cause no harm in the long run.

Motor City manufacturing standards back in the good ol’ days relied purely on sweat and dirt and finger nail clippings and grits made with Velveeta and not the compounds and chemicals of today.

So, the combo of 30wt leaking from the sketchy head gasket and your use of high octane regular leaded, plus the afore mentioned perspiration and grime from generations of assembly line workers should put you and the ol’ lady’s mind to rest.

In other words, if it’s hot enough to burn the neck hairs of a squirrel, then it’s gettin‘er done!

Now, I do recommend keeping the misses strong and healthy for those sessions of “blowing dust out of her glasses” (as good a euphemism as I’ve ever heard) so tell Betsy-Lynn a better way to reduce the carcinogens from your diet would be for both of ya’ll to cut down on the Marlboro Reds.

A pack a day each should suffice.

I duly await your fine brefix recipes. Gotta go now…NASCAR’s on the tube.

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D-Rock
615 day(s) ago
you start with a beer in hand and take the butter out of the cooler, your none stick pan readily sits on the manifold of your 1978 Dodge Charger v8 360, 5.9-liter at 18 to 23 hun rpm warmen er up, getting ur brick and adjusting the peddle to your preferred cooking speed is the norm in Jacksonville. then all you gotta do is cook some damn eggs! ( and bacon at the same time if you wana be eco friendly )
have at er boys! this takes about 20 min to do! oh and dont do toast, it never comes out right, the next one ill tell yeah is food you can cook on the go!

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